Bye-Bye Facial Hair

Couldn't take it anymore. I guess I just wanted to prove to myself that I could grow it. But it's hot here in Austin. Second to last one would be popular anywhere.

"I (no longer) DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!"

Though it pains me beyond comprehension to say it, the beloved Stratus is no more. Sold it last night. No immediate plans to replace it, since I've been riding the bus. For those who are confused with the above title, this should illuminate things. Sorry, but you have to watch the mandatory commercial before the video. The famous line is about 1:30 into the sketch.