"I (no longer) DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!"

Though it pains me beyond comprehension to say it, the beloved Stratus is no more. Sold it last night. No immediate plans to replace it, since I've been riding the bus. For those who are confused with the above title, this should illuminate things. Sorry, but you have to watch the mandatory commercial before the video. The famous line is about 1:30 into the sketch.